Vol. I · No. 1The Marmot ChronicleEst. 1962 · Free

OnlyMarms·$OnlyMarms

A fan-made tribute · Endorsed by the M.A.D Lab

Front Page · Breaking

Degens for Marmots. The internet's weirdest bailout gets a token.

$OnlyMarms is the meme coin born from the viral OnlyMarms story. One hundred percent of creator royalties go straight to the M.A.D Lab to keep marmot science alive — and Julien Martin has already claimed them.

Ape into $OnlyMarms →Read the story

"for the marmots!" ↴

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100%

Royalties donated

1962

Lab funded since

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Marmots saved

A yellow-bellied marmot perched on a sun-warmed rock

"our shareholders" ✎

Science · Culture

When federal grants dried up, the marmots got an OnlyFans.

When federal grants dried up, the team at the M.A.D Lab (Marmot Adaptive Dynamics Lab) got creative. In July 2026 they launched OnlyMarms — a cheeky OnlyFans page sharing photos of their wild marmots to keep six decades of alpine field science funded.

The internet did what the internet does: the page went viral. Degens saw the moment and spun up a meme coin, $OnlyMarms, pledging creator royalties straight back to the lab.

In a plot twist worthy of the timeline, lab lead Julien Martin claimed the royalties, endorsed the token, and added it to the lab's fundraising alongside the OnlyFans page — because every burrow needs more than one entrance.

Op-Ed · The Mission

A meme with a burrow full of purpose.

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Fund real science

Every creator royalty flows to the M.A.D Lab to keep marmot research running through the winter and beyond.

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Raise awareness

Turn a viral moment into lasting attention for conservation, alpine ecology, and public-science funding gaps.

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Endorsed, on-chain

Julien Martin, current lead of the M.A.D Lab, has already claimed the fees and publicly supports the token.

The Field Desk · Photo Reel

Dispatches from the Marmot Research Institute.

Real field photos courtesy of the RMBL Marmot Project — the very researchers your royalties support. More snapshots, updates, and burrow gossip on their Instagram.

@rmblmarmotproject on Instagram →

sunbathing on the deck ✎

portrait of a chunker ✎

eyes on the horizon ✎

spring melt patrol ✎

under the porch HQ ✎

hide & seek champion ✎

Photos © RMBL Marmot Project · shared with love, not affiliation

Financial Desk

Simple. Transparent. For the marmots.

100%

Royalties to M.A.D Lab

Team allocation

Presale

Burned at launch

The Almanac · Roadmap

From meme to endowment.

Phase 1

Emerge from the burrow

Launch $OnlyMarms, seed liquidity, rally the marmot degen army on socials.

Phase 2

Feed the lab

First royalty distribution sent to the M.A.D Lab wallet. Publish receipts on-chain.

Phase 3

Whistle heard 'round the world

Merch drops, IRL meetups at RMBL, collabs with wildlife charities.

Phase 4

Hibernation-proof funding

Recurring endowment structure so marmot science outlives any bear market.

Instructions · How to Buy

Four steps to join the colony.

Get a wallet

Install a Solana wallet like Phantom or Solflare. Fund it with a little SOL.

Head to the DEX

Open your favorite DEX aggregator and paste the $OnlyMarms contract address.

Swap for $OnlyMarms

Set slippage sensibly, confirm, and welcome to the colony.

HODL & spread

Every trade means more royalties for the lab. Post a marmot, tag a friend.

Contract Address

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Letters to the Editor

Marmot questions, answered.

Is this token official?+

It's a fan-made, community-driven meme coin inspired by the OnlyMarms story. The M.A.D Lab did not create the token, but lab lead Julien Martin has claimed the creator royalties and publicly supports the mission.

How do the donations actually work?+

Creator royalties from trading activity accrue to a wallet controlled by the lab. Julien Martin has already claimed them once and can continue to do so — 100% of that flow funds marmot research.

What is the M.A.D Lab?+

The Marmot Adaptive Dynamics Lab — a government-funded field research group operating continuously since 1962 studying marmot populations, behavior, and climate response in the Rocky Mountains.

Is this financial advice?+

Absolutely not. It's a meme coin. Only ape in with what you can afford to lose, and let it be for the marmots.